how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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