i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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