I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Let's get the cat blown out
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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