So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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