you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
