I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Do vagina's smell?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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