I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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