My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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