I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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