You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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