i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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