They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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