Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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