idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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