I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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