I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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