That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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