Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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