I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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