I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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