I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
