Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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