No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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