Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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