i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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