Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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