the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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