just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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