gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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