There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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