i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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