no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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