hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My pussy is not your playground.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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