Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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