i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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