great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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