so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
