two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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