I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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