i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i came on her dog
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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