carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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