Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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