No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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