hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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