I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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