why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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