kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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