I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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