At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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