it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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