SEEEEXXX PLEASE
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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