Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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